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Found this today and thought I'd share it with everybody. Hope it is not a repeat. Enjoy.
You Know You're a Biker When...
~*~ You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.
~*~ Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take
more beer.
~*~ Your best friends are named after animals.
~*~ Your best shoes have steel toes.
~*~ You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.
~*~ Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.
~*~ You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.
~*~ You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.
~*~ You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when
you park the bike.
~*~ You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe
it off.
~*~ Your girl friend has to climb over the bike to do the laundry in
the basement.
~*~ You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.
~*~ Any day you ride is a good day.
~*~ Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.
~*~ You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards and ride the bike
home 30 miles with a fractured hip.
~*~ You've been too drunk to Piss but not to drunk to ride your bike
home.
~*~ Your three-piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.
~*~ You don't think it's a good party till someone rides his or her
bike in and does doughnuts in the living room.
~*~ You think Tequila is a Sex Aide.
~*~ You wake up next to your girl and your first thought is if your
bike will start.
~*~ Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can
walk.
~*~ Your garage has more square footage than your house.
~*~ Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle
magazines on it.
~*~ You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.
~*~ Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and Tell.
~*~ All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild.
You Know You're a Biker When...
~*~ You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.
~*~ Your girl follows you to the party with the car so you can take
more beer.
~*~ Your best friends are named after animals.
~*~ Your best shoes have steel toes.
~*~ You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.
~*~ Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.
~*~ You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.
~*~ You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.
~*~ You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when
you park the bike.
~*~ You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe
it off.
~*~ Your girl friend has to climb over the bike to do the laundry in
the basement.
~*~ You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.
~*~ Any day you ride is a good day.
~*~ Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.
~*~ You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards and ride the bike
home 30 miles with a fractured hip.
~*~ You've been too drunk to Piss but not to drunk to ride your bike
home.
~*~ Your three-piece suit are Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.
~*~ You don't think it's a good party till someone rides his or her
bike in and does doughnuts in the living room.
~*~ You think Tequila is a Sex Aide.
~*~ You wake up next to your girl and your first thought is if your
bike will start.
~*~ Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can
walk.
~*~ Your garage has more square footage than your house.
~*~ Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle
magazines on it.
~*~ You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.
~*~ Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and Tell.
~*~ All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild.