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A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.

Motorcycles never develop spare tires.

Motorcycles last longer.

Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.

A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.

Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.

Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.

If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.

When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.

Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.

Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.

If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.

Motorcycles don't care about breast size.

If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.

You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks

You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.

You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.

Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.

Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.

Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.

You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.

Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.

Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.

In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.

You can turn the petcock off.

Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.

Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.

If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.

Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.

You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.

Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.

Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.

Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.

Motorcycles don't snore.


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