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Reasons Why Harleys Are Better Than Men
A Harley can go for more than one ride in an hour.
Harleys never develop spare tires.
Harleys last longer.
Harleys don't get you pregnant.
A Harley doesn't care what time of month it is.
Harleys don't have parents.
Your Harley will let you know if something is wrong.
Your Harley won't judge your friends.
If your Harley is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
You won't have to put your Harley through grad school.
If your Harley smokes you can do something about it.
Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.
One Harley will satisfy you every time.
Your Harley won't ogle other Harleys.
Your Harley won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy Harley.
If your Harley has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Harleys don't care about breast size.
If your Harley is too soft you can get new shocks.
If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You don't have to drink beer before your Harley looks appealing.
You can be proud of your Harley regardless of the model.
You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your Harley.
Your Harley won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Your parents won't keep in touch with your old Harley after you dump it.
Harleys always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Harleys don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harleys.
Harleys don't make you late.
You don't have to primp before riding your Harley.
Your Harley won't complain when you use protection.
hope this makes a few of you laugh...
Cheers
Georgina
A Harley can go for more than one ride in an hour.
Harleys never develop spare tires.
Harleys last longer.
Harleys don't get you pregnant.
A Harley doesn't care what time of month it is.
Harleys don't have parents.
Your Harley will let you know if something is wrong.
Your Harley won't judge your friends.
If your Harley is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
You won't have to put your Harley through grad school.
If your Harley smokes you can do something about it.
Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.
One Harley will satisfy you every time.
Your Harley won't ogle other Harleys.
Your Harley won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy Harley.
If your Harley has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Harleys don't care about breast size.
If your Harley is too soft you can get new shocks.
If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You don't have to drink beer before your Harley looks appealing.
You can be proud of your Harley regardless of the model.
You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your Harley.
Your Harley won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Your parents won't keep in touch with your old Harley after you dump it.
Harleys always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Harleys don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harleys.
Harleys don't make you late.
You don't have to primp before riding your Harley.
Your Harley won't complain when you use protection.
hope this makes a few of you laugh...
Cheers
Georgina