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I hear folks talking about having getting stabbed and bleeding profusely like its a big deal. Hell if I told every time I took a stilletto in the gut it would be a novel. If you can tell about it the same day it aint that bad get over it. If you get laid up tell about it. I dont mean to be a ass hole but there are 2 kinds of tourists ........those who have been unconscious in a pool of their own blood and those that will. I HAVE BEEN THERE DONE THAT. And to quote another saying what dont kill you makes you stronger(smarter) Live and learn. who needs a gym membership and high school when there's some guy on every corner willing to stab you over a few rocks of crack and get you stronger and smarter the easy way. I still hate scar-free newbies....when I wa 12 I stabbed myself just to get my first-time jitters out of the way.....spent 4 hours stroking on the hog today. I know........***** ***** *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Kags said:
Thats a copy & paste!
the funny part is that it would have actually worked if I only changed two words
 

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I hear folks talking about having gotten kicked in the nuts like its a big deal. Hell if I told every time I been kicked in the nuts. If you can tell about it the same day it aint that bad get over it. If you get laid up tell about it. I dont mean to be a ass hole but there are 2 kinds of dudes out there ........those who have been kicked in the nuts and those that will. I HAVE BEEN THERE DONE THAT. And to quote another saying what dont kill you makes you stronger(smarter) Live and learn. Who needs a bycycle waiting for yer foot to slip when there's some guy on every corner willing to kick you in the nuts just to watch ya turn blue? For FREE you can get stronger and smarter the easy way. I still hate them never been kicked in the nuts newbies....when I was 10 I went out to the barn and had a horse kick me square in the nuts just to get my first-time jitters out of the way.....spent 4 hours stroking them same nuts today and they are good as new. I know........***** ***** *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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I hear folks talking about being married to a bit(h like it's a big deal. Hell, if I had a dollar for every bit(ch I was married to, I would have...uh, well, I guess I'd have a dollar. Anyway, I was married to a bit(h for over 25 years and I got over it. If you get laid good enough, you'll get over it too. I don't mean to be an asshole but there are two kinds of guys in the world...those who are already married to a bit(ch and those who will be married to a bit(h. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.And to quote another saying,
If the bit(h don't kill you some other bit(h will. Live and learn. I still hate bit(hes. Spent 4 hours kicking a bit(h in the ass today. I know.

The views expressed here are not necessarily those of the writer. (Just in case my wife drops in...you know how it is)
 

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You guys kill me :D
 

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Okay, maybe I just like this picture :D
 
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