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Just Say NO!

A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"

"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back"

"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."

At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda , so YOU ride it!! lmfao
It could happen! lol
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O.K. just one more

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go
get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the
chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the
chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see
the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the
loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the
rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two
animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,and soon, he too, began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a
moment,walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he
told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the
pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
saving
his life.

The moral of the story?


When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
 

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JOKES

Doesn't anybody else wanna share a joke?

The other day my brother in-law was coming home over the Verrazanno bridge on his Honda shadow,when the toll clerk told him $7.00,he said
"SOLD" lol:cool:
 

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Last night, or early this morning I was making a hell of a racket when my Bride yelled down the stairs, "What the hell is all the noise about?" I said, "I'm trying to get this case of beer up the stairs." She yelled back down, "Why don't you just leave it down there in the refridgerator?" I hollered back, "I can't. I allready drank it!"
 

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One day this lttle boy was walking down the road with his dad when he look up and asked his dad, "whats a womans "THING" look like? Well his ol man thought it over for a minute and then replied.
Well son it looks like a rose bud all pretty and pink, sweet smelling and soft. The little boy thought about it for awhile then looked up and asked his dad, Dad what does it look like after sex? The ol man thought about it for amoment and looked down at his son and said,"Son have you ever seen a bulldog after it just ate mayonase?
 

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A biker, badly in need of some chrome money, was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the
affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The biker answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
 
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