Re: If YA GOTTA
highrider said:
Be sure to wear a mask though, preferably one with a fake nose and mustache.
Have fun.
Ok that's it! I have to say something here.
Highrider, I think that advice shows a lack of concern for not only the person you gave it to, but the entire planet !
Recent studies have shown, that "Groucho Masks" have been left along side styrofoam cups to litter the worlds garbage dumps with materials that will not break down over time.
Scientist and Medical Researchers are concerned that within the next decade, the problem will have become one that .... "...could endanger the ecological balance of the planet forever..." stated one prominent member of the Spokane Chapter F.A.G.M.A. (
No it is not a gang of *******. It stands for Fu(k A Groucho Mask Anyway, )
At a recent FAGMA meeting in Bullhead City Az, the members were alarmed at the rate of increase of these discarded masks. One member commented, "Well, I was ridin through the Grand Canyon mindin my own stinkin bussiness when all of the sudden there it was right smack in the middle of the road. A two year old Buck wearing a Groucho Mask frozen there in my damn headlight. The damn Buck musta been rumaging through one of the local dumps and picked up one of those stinking non-biodegradeable damn masks. It was a nightmare I tell ya! I still to this day wake up screaming in the middle of the night."
Stories such as this are all to common these days for us to continue to turn our backs on this mounting problem.
I think it behooves us as Bikers to take a stand for what is right. The smart thing for us to do is to quickly form a group and rally behind this cause.
Therefore I formally propose that we be called.......
B.A.G.G.E.R.S. Bikers Against Groucho Gear Echo Resourse Savers
We shall forever be committed to our duty to save the planet and henceforth vow together that if
ANYONE HERE ever thinks of putting his baby on a trailer he will do so wearing a Paper Bag and
NOT an Groucho Mask!
