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A Texan Biker is drinking in a Seattle bar when he gets a call on his cell >>> phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of >>> drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a >>> typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
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>>> Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but >>> the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks ... like I >>> said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."
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>>> Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of >>> "WOW!". We hear, one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
>>> Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say you're >>> the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. >>> Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how >>> much does he weigh now?"
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>>> The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is >>> puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already >>> weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
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>>> The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, >>> wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly >>> says, "Had'm circumcised" :cheers:
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