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There is a moral to this story:
So there was once was this fly buzzing around above the great lakes with no real destination. There was also this salmon stuck forever doomed to a fresh water lake, but it was one of the great lakes so it could have been worse. The salmon had noticed the fly flying around above the lake and thought to itself if this fly dropped down just three inches closer to the water it would be able to eat it for dinner.
Meanwhile on the shoreline there was this bear which happened to notice this salmon looking up at the fly. The bear had decided if this fly drops down about three inches the fish would jump out of the water and he could swat him and eat him.
Little did this bear know that there was a hunter watching all of this happening from some nearby trees. While eating his ham, cheese, and mayo sandwich he realized that if this fly were to drop down three inches, the fish would jump out of the water. In return this bear would try to swat it and BANG! Bear for dinner after one clean shot.
A mouse was also near the hunter who had been watching the hunter eat the sandwich for awhile focusing on the cheese it dawns on the mouse: If this fly were to drop down 3 inches the salmon would jump out of the water, allowing the bear to get the salmon. The hunter would then drop his sandwich to shoot the bear, leaving the mouse free to have the cheese.
Little did this mouse know that there was a cat watching it, the cat did not want the sandwich, but it did want the mouse.
So the cat sat watching this fly hovering about six inches above the water thinking if the fly dropped down about 3 inches, it would cause the fish to jump out of the water. The bear would then go for the fish. The hunter would drop the sandwich to shoot the bear. In turn the mouse would run out to get the sandwich. Allowing the cat to get the mouse.
So all of them waited patiently. Finally this draft came up causing the fly to get a little cold. Figuring it would be slightly warmer near the water, the fly drops down 3 inches closer to the water.
The salmon jumps out of the water to get the fly. The bear swats the salmon.
The hunter exclaims "oh ****" as he drops his sandwich to the ground. He shoots the bear.
The mouse scurries over to the sandwich to get its cheese.
The cat then pounces for the mouse, though he slides on the mayo and falls into the lake.



The moral of the story is: If a fly drops down just three inches a p***y is bound to get wet.
 

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Wasn't sure if I should put this in the Religion & Politics section, didn't want to offend anyone. :laugh:

 
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