Meet outside your local Sheriff's office, With a friend or three
(carrying concealed weapons) Act all casual and COOL.
Ask for ID, then go into the sheriff, ask him
politely to check out this ID and see if its OEM or
FAKE! Get him to cross ref. this ID with the licence plate #.
If its OEM take whoever for a test ride (with him/her as passenger) while your friends hold his wife/friend, friends
HOSTAGE!!!) (Get his car/bike keys, hide them behind the toilet in the sheriffs loo beforehand so they can't go anywhere) This should cover you if he gets nastie on the ride.
If his ID is
FAKE (I forgot to tell you, that sports bag
FULL of DOPE you got in your trunk, plant it beforehand 'in' or near his transport) INFORM the sheriff
Immediately as to the presence of this nastie substance!!!
Now if this guy has FAKE ID, then they must be up to no good!
A wise move after informing the sheriff of said substance, STAY in the office while the sheriff arrests these people outside!!! (VERY important that part)
AFTER the shootout (get the cctv video to watch later) go out, retrieve your dope, Take all his money, (if the thieving git HAD ANY in the first place) Get on that scoot of yours...........
AND sell it in e-bay!
Buyer pays postage!