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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him, "What happened?"

"Well," the man says," it's like this. I was playing a quiet round
of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was looking
around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" the doctor asks.

"Well," the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,,,

Hey, this looks like yours!"
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