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>PLEASING WOMEN

>A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a
>five story hotel
>with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they
>were without their
>boyfriends, they decide to go in.
>
>The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them
>how it works. "We
>have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you
>find what you are
>looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide,
>since each floor
>has signs telling you what's inside."
>
>So they start going up, and on the first floor the
>sign reads "All the
>men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive
>and kind." The
>friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the
>next floor.
>
>The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here
>are wonderful
>lovers, but they generally treat women badly".
>
>This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the
>third floor
>where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers
>and sensitive to
>the needs of women." This was good but there were
>still two more
>floors.
>
>On to the fourth floor, the sign was Perfect. "All the
>men here have
>perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women;
>are perfect
>lovers; they are also single, rich and straight."
>
>The women seemed pleased but they decide that they
>would rather see
>what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle
>for the fourth.
>When they reach the fifth floor, the sign reads:
>
>"There are no men here. This floor was built only to
>prove that it is
>impossible to please a woman.
 

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Too true my man!!! That explains the reason for not settling down!!!!
 

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My wife lives on the 5th floor, but then again she does have to put up with me.
 

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Good one!!
 

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ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: WO2
DISCOVERER: Adam
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OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas

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Melts if given special treatment.
Bitter if incorrectly used.
Found in various states ranging from virgin to common ore.


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absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
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TESTS :

Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

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Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
Illegal to possess more than one.
If commonly used for relaxation may produce ankle biters.
 

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tbag809 said:
>PLEASING WOMEN

>A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a
>five story hotel
>with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they
>were without their
>boyfriends, they decide to go in.
>
>The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them
>how it works. "We
>have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you
>find what you are
>looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide,
>since each floor
>has signs telling you what's inside."
>
>So they start going up, and on the first floor the
>sign reads "All the
>men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive
>and kind." The
>friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the
>next floor.
>
>The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here
>are wonderful
>lovers, but they generally treat women badly".
>
>This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the
>third floor
>where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers
>and sensitive to
>the needs of women." This was good but there were
>still two more
>floors.
>
>On to the fourth floor, the sign was Perfect. "All the
>men here have
>perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women;
>are perfect
>lovers; they are also single, rich and straight."
>
>The women seemed pleased but they decide that they
>would rather see
>what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle
>for the fourth.
>When they reach the fifth floor, the sign reads:
>
>"There are no men here. This floor was built only to
>prove that it is
>impossible to please a woman.
Hey wait a minute ....where do these stairs go to?? The roof?? What's up there???


:p :p

Cheri aka Medicine Woman
 
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