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You know,every day I look at the list of guys
who are" celebrating"? their birthdays and am wondering where the hell are any guys my age.****, I hope I'm not the oldest guy here.

Old age John 63 and still counting.
 
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Freekin' geezers using up bandwidth shouting 'where am I?" ... ;)

Not to worry John, I fully intend to join you in geezer status in due time - if I can stay out of the way of them SUV driving, cellphone talking, fingernail painting, stereo adjusting, decaf-mocha-latte drinking cage driving muckerfrikers long enough to make it.
 

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Trust me, John, the endless summer feels good on them old bones ... come on down!

And here I though I was the oldest one on the board ... be turning 53 in January.
 

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Yeah!Now I know what's going to happen.
None of you guys are going to admit to your real age just to make me feel bad.And Dean
I'm going to come up to Sparta just to make fun of your train layout.Ha Ha.

John,so old I can hardley pee.
 

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John Haigh said:
John,so old I can hardley pee.
Shouldn't that be 'Can't stop dribbling!'! :D
 

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An old man complained to the doctor that he has a bowel movement precisely at 5:00 AM every morning. The doctor told him that he was perfectly healthy and being able to have a bowel movement everyday at his age was great, no matter what time it is. The old man said, "You don't quite understand...I don't get up until 6:00."
 

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An old man complained to the doctor that he has a bowel movement

OK Which one of you 'old' guys are gonna own up to the pain of 'Manual Excavation'!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Comes with the teritory does it not?
Between that and the Dribbles
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Man am I glad you're here John! I thought I was the oldest guy here --- 61 and sliding toward 62 fast (but feel like a kid on the bike.) My wife keeps asking me why everyone I work with are in their 40's -- where are all the guys your age? They all used to be your age. I donno -- I hope they are all retired! Live long and prosper John.
 

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Dean, Alaska was great it has beautiful scenery and real friendly people.It's a nice place and you have to see it once.Went to the Anchorage H.D. Dealer and the dealer in Fairbanks.I was going to get you some original Indian pornography but I know you don't have a pornograph.

John
 

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Boismier, sad but true :
A respiratory therapist at a local hospital was in a hurry to get to work and was applying her masscara while driving, looking into her rearview mirror. She rear ended someone and the masscara stick plunged into her eye, requiring enucleation.

JMS
 
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