[FXDeanX]

EAT MORE TACOS !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FXDeanX]

OK, Jimmy
EAT MORE TACOS!!!!!!!!!
M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FXDeanX]

Why no, of course not. We wouldn't be guys if we could. It biological, we can't help it

 

[FXDeanX]

I'd like to start smoking. It's just so damn hard to spend 6 bucks for a pack of smokes...I'd like to lose my six-pack abs and get a beer belly but sit-ups and crunches are so damn addicting! And I just don't think I can drink THAT much beer...I'd also like to have less sex, especially with strangers and strippers. Maybe the gut and the smoking will help but I'll probably need to sell my bikes and buy a minivan too. This won't be easy but I'm determined to achieve my goals. I know I can count on all of you for support , thanks

 

[FXDeanX]

I was always a blotter guy...

 

[FXDeanX]

It ain't Viagra, that's the LAST thing I need

 

[FXDeanX]

9. Figure out how to slow down Father Time.

2 ways to do this:

- Increase your mass which will likewise cause a gravitational warping of space-time

- Move very fast and experience the relativistic phenomenon known as time dilation

Hope this helps

 

[FXDeanX]

Don't go changin on us now, Dave. We love you JUST THE WAY YOU ARE

 

[FXDeanX]

with that it sounds like you did take the blue pill this time.

cheri aka medicine woman

No, but lots of pills helped me through 3 semesters of physics in college

 

[FXDeanX]

You can write to New Jersey Institute of Technology for a transcript if you really wanna know

 

[FXDeanX]

The closest he ever got to a 4.0 was his blood alcohol level.

True. For a couple semesters I actually believed my major was "Pub"