Yeah, I haven't found any VERY intelligent people here either -- they all remind me of my football team --
My football coach walked into the locker room before the game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate...what is two plus two?"
The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "Four?"
"Four?!?" the coach exclaimed, (he was excited that he got it right).
Then all the other players on our team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
My football coach walked into the locker room before the game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate...what is two plus two?"
The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "Four?"
"Four?!?" the coach exclaimed, (he was excited that he got it right).
Then all the other players on our team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
