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We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many
civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you
who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we
would like your assistance with:

1) The next time you see an adult talking during the playing of the National anthem.....kick their ass.

2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest...kick their ass.

3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the
very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many
sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while the Veteran kicks their ass.

4) If you are not in the military, DO NOT pretend that you are. Wearing
battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be
"Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been okay if you were still seven, but now it will only get your ass kicked. (Veterans are exempt from this rule)

5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine "Sir," stand
back.....a Marine will kick their ass.

6) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them "Do
you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance
deserves an ass kickin' (children are exempt).

7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a
blooper....it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your ass will be kicked.

8) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade, get on your damn
feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart and quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying
her......of course, failure to do either of those will earn you a
severe ass kicking.

9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." . . . Hate her or else
(asses will be kicked).

10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran.
We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party
affiliation. Our Chain of Command, to include our Commander in
Chief...the President... (for those who didn't know) is all that we acknowledge. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those "representatives" meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your ass already.)

11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me....stop
saying it! If she did, she would most likely kick your ass!

12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's
go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal
balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you see
anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can
go kick their ass.

13) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and Christmas that you enjoy with family and friends please remember that there are, literally, thousands of troops overseas wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.
 

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BRAVO
 

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Proud

Ronf
I just finished reading your post and all I can say is "You Hit the nail
dead square on the head".
Next time I march with my Vietnam Veterans of America color guard,I
will be a bit prouder.
If it weren't for veterans I shutter to think what this country would be
like.
Ride safe
Masher
 

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I think it's about time this country start taking care of it's military and most of all it's veterans. They earned it especially those who fell or worse off, disabled. All the talk about our strength and none about taking care of those who made it strong. I give my senator and congreesman an aer full every chance I get -- I think we all should do the same. Tell them to take care of our veterans.
 

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Damn, that's alot of Ass Kickin!

I do agree that our vets deserve more respect, not only from the civilians, but from those that are currently serving as well.

So often our warriors are forgotten, for they have paved the way for every man and women in uniform today!
 

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Bad American

Theres been this writing by George Carlin making its way along the
super highway about Him calling himself a bad American.Read it if
a chance comes up.It pretty well sums up my feelings about the whole
thing.
Ride Safe
Masher:cool:
 

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cox9000 said:
masher51,
If you see the writing or know where it is would you let me know? I'd like to read it. Thanks!
All:

I'm sure this has been posted several times before but, is well worth the review...


....and I entertained the concept of posting it under humor....but this fits better.


I Am Your Worst Nightmare.

I am a BAD American.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God.

Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.

My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-#$%!-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years.

I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.

I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are the President of the United States.

If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know. We need our country back!
 

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ronf,
Thanks, I've never seen this before. I did get a few laughs from some of them. I think my favorite is.......anyway it was funny.
 

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"Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian"
Damn, and I didn't think I would ever have anything in common with her :D
 

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YES!

RONF, I am now standing and looking at my computer screen applauding. THANK YOU!
 

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Love it all. Never worried about what anyone said about my mother though. She kicked my ass enough that I know she can take car of herself. Had a turd in the back of my car one night talking about her, so I dialed up the cell phone and said tell her yourself, cause I know she can kick your ass.
 
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