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I Got Fed Up

I got fed up and told my therapist that I was tired of my wife treating me like I was Charlie Brown and she was Lucy.

The therapist said I have analogy to peanuts.

LOL That's some good corn right there, I don't care who you are.

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A woman spied a parrot in a pet store for 15 bucks. What a deal. The proprietor said the parrot was in a ho house and spoke foul language. The lady always wanted a parrot and the price was right. Maybe she could teach it other words.

She gets home and the parrot says awk, another home another madam.

Her daughter gets home from jr high and the parrot says, awk, a new hooker.

The husband walks in from work and the parrot said, awk, hi George.
 
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