Three nuns died in a car accident and were approaching the pearly gates. St. Peter met them and said y'all have to be clean before entering. He asked the first nun if she was ever with a man? I touched his privates she said. Wash your hands in that bowl Sister. Then he notices the other two fighting to get to the bowl. Hey what goes here? The second nun said, I want to wash my mouth out before she washes her azz.