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Dear Santa,

It's not even Thanksgiving yet. Please have the decency to hold off on the crass commericialism thing for another week. Preferably two.

wyo
 

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hmmmmm, i have thought long and hard, and i think what i want is john mellencamp in the nude with just a red ribbon tied around his........well, you get the point. can you help me out here?:D
 

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I've been a naughty..naughty ...really naughty girl!!!! after all what good comes from being good??? we all know nice girls finish last... p.s... but just in case you still want to bring me something i'll take Billy Ray.....nude with just a red ribbon tied around his.... same as Ginger said....a new car...and A new life would help tooo!!!! Ha! ha!
 

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Dean, you're a HO!!!!
ho ho ho. :D
 

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What did Santa say to the three hookers standing on the corner?

HO HO HO

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okay, if i can't have john mellencamp with the red ribbon wrapped around his........well, you know,,,,,,,i guess i will take john mellencamp with a bell AND a rd ribbon wrapped.......around his........:p
 

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Are those the only criteria? Naughty or Nice? Is there a percentage either way that would qualify or disqualify? How naughty and how nice? If I'm really naughty will I get more stuff or is it the other way round? Besides when I'm naughty I'm really good. Does that qualify? Who gets to vote on this stuff anyway? I want a recount!!! And who decided one person gets to decide. Who is this Santa person anyway. Who died and made him leader; not me. As far as I'm concerned everyone is nice(especially the women) until they piss me off, then they're dead.

The preceding announcement has been provided by your local chapter of Scrooge R Me. LOL


Is it Spring yet?
 

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Ahhhhhh...... Rudolph did all the reindeer in... my kids will be sooo sad... Guess santa will have to get a gas driven Sled.......
 
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