[JimmyK]

with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me

Dean

Ok I have to ask as it may have something to do with the proper interpretation. These women with the little pickles, are they in front of you, or behind you?

 

[JimmyK]

You sound frustrated and totally bummed out. What you need is a good board game to cheer you up.

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