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Moods of a Woman
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
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Moods of a Man
Horny.
 

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I had to laugh when I read your post..........hmmmmmmm....where have I heard that said before...<wink>

Jules
 

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Welcome to the Ladies Lair, Jules! Sometimes I think there is more guys in here than ladies but they do add a little spice to the place, don't you think?LOL
 

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It's the smell of sweet perfume that attracts me here.....or at least I think it's perfume! LOL
 

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LOL.........wondering why there isn't a "men's lair" ???? Hmmmmmmm......or maybe there is <whispering> "enter at your own risk" ;)
 

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Hello HH.....Thanks for the welcome!! Well, Marco is "old" as always (if you know what I mean)..LOL!!! And your old stompin' ground would be........????????

Jules
 

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Moods of a Woman
A way with the truth, a tall tale of fiction,
A woman is nothing if not contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will castrate her boyfriend asleep in the house.
bitter as vinegar,thorns of a rose,
She'll **** you one minute, then your best friend she'll hose,
She'll take you for everything, from a rock she could bilk,
She'll drink your best brandy, leave you with 2% milk;
At times she'll be viscious, bloodsucking and bad,
She'll make you nuts son, then go do your dad.

Sorry, Jules couldn't resist, no dinner tonight.
 

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HH......I have never been to "LaBelle".......can't be THAT bad!!!!
Anyway.....I was born in "Iowa"........Great place to be "FROM"...LOL

Jules
 
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