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Harley and God

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I don't know if this is old or not. Arther Davidson of the Harley Davidson motorcycle Corp, died and went to heaven. At the gates St. Peter told Arthur "Since you have been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone in heaven you want". Arthur thought for a minute and said "Well shoot, I want to hang out with God". So St Peter took him to the throne room and introduced him to God. Arthur said to God " Hey aren't you the inventor of the woman?" God said "Ah yes" . "Well" said Arthur "professional to professional you have some major design flaws in your invention" 1. There is too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion. 2.It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. and 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous. "Hmmm you have some good points there" replied God "hold on" God went to his celestial super computer typed a few words and printed out a paper. " Well it may be true that my invention is flawed" God said " but according to these numbers more men are riding my invention than yours"
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Nice one!:D
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