Ladies and Gents... the Top 10 reasons Slammin' Sammy get's to keep the Hawg inside are............
1. If you rev the engine near the furniture it is dusting...
2. Let the engine get warm and you can hang wet clothes on it and they'll dry more quickly..
3. When your sweet bride is tired you could let her ride it to the bathroom..
4. You can park it in the bedroom and have role playing, you know, you're the motorcycle cop and you stop her and
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5. Remind her that you'll see her and the kids more often, if the ol' dyna's not in the garage..
6. It makes a great nick nack/conversation piece/art exhibit..
7. It generates heat, therefore lowering the furnace bill..
8. You can stand by it when you brush your teeth and use the chrome as a mirror..
9. It gives you an extra chair when you have those unexpected guests...
But hte mooost important reason is....
10. Cause Da#% it,,, I SAY SO!!!
Glad I could help.....
Ape
1. If you rev the engine near the furniture it is dusting...
2. Let the engine get warm and you can hang wet clothes on it and they'll dry more quickly..
3. When your sweet bride is tired you could let her ride it to the bathroom..
4. You can park it in the bedroom and have role playing, you know, you're the motorcycle cop and you stop her and
5. Remind her that you'll see her and the kids more often, if the ol' dyna's not in the garage..
6. It makes a great nick nack/conversation piece/art exhibit..
7. It generates heat, therefore lowering the furnace bill..
8. You can stand by it when you brush your teeth and use the chrome as a mirror..
9. It gives you an extra chair when you have those unexpected guests...
But hte mooost important reason is....
10. Cause Da#% it,,, I SAY SO!!!
Glad I could help.....
Ape