pasadenajim said:
Twas the night before Christmas,
Thinking himself smart,
An enemy was stirring,
But was caught by his fart,
He tried to hide,
But was tracked by his smell,
His IP his doom,
Welcome to Hell.
How's that? LOL!
Christmas Goodies?
Anyone get/give anything interesting for Christmas? New bike? Nice part(s)? I surprised my girl Leece with a small, wrapped box with a card inside. She had to unwrap the box, open the card and find out her gift: a paid receipt for a windshield and SE II slip-ons (and breather kit) for her Dyna. OK. OK, it'd been cooler to have the S/E's and windshield under the tree but Lisa would have gotten suspicious if she'd seen large packages. Having the receipt in the small box was a total surprise for her. Anyone have a Christmas story you'd like to share?
1 - 12 of 12 Posts
Twas the night before Christmas,
Thinking himself smart,
An enemy was stirring,
But was caught by his fart,
He tried to hide,
But was tracked by his smell,
His IP his doom,
Welcome to Hell.
How's that? LOL!
Re: Re: Christmas Goodies?
His little balls, they were hung
next to the litter box filled with dung
As we all settled in, for a "FRIGGIN COURT MARSHAL"
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++JimmyK said:
Twas the night before Christmas,
Thinking himself smart,
An enemy was stirring,
But was caught by his fart,
He tried to hide,
But was tracked by his smell,
His IP his doom,
Welcome to Hell.
How's that? LOL!
His little balls, they were hung
next to the litter box filled with dung
As we all settled in, for a "FRIGGIN COURT MARSHAL"
He slumped in the corner,
quivering with fear,
knowing that a court marshal,
was very near!
quivering with fear,
knowing that a court marshal,
was very near!
The court marshal is bad,
but oh what the heck,
what he feared most,
is Jimmys fingers,
on his neck!
but oh what the heck,
what he feared most,
is Jimmys fingers,
on his neck!
I'm talking about steel and chrome goodies and you guys are talking about choking some jerk? What's with that? The guy's a jerk. On newsgroups he'd be called a troll. It's obvious the guy has no friends and tries to get attention by insulting others. Let it go.
It's a day after Christmas, so there's got to be some good Christmas gift experiences out there. Lisa can't wait to get her S/E slip-ons installed. What kinda goodies did others get???? Saddlebags? Seat? Chrome parts?
It's a day after Christmas, so there's got to be some good Christmas gift experiences out there. Lisa can't wait to get her S/E slip-ons installed. What kinda goodies did others get???? Saddlebags? Seat? Chrome parts?
Sorry, I just thought that it was funny. It meant nothing really. Just passing time and getting a laugh too.
What I got besides the joy of seeing my family opening thiers,was the rest of the chrome parts to put on the engine after my motor work is done. Of course I had to buy them and wrap them and most of all , look suprised when I opened them. LOL
What I got besides the joy of seeing my family opening thiers,was the rest of the chrome parts to put on the engine after my motor work is done. Of course I had to buy them and wrap them and most of all , look suprised when I opened them. LOL
Our Jimmy, when angry, can be a real (unt:
For Festus he's hunted for many a month.
With a tree up his ass he will look like a fairy
And then we will see who our Festus calls Mary.
Sorry passadena but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do here. This goes very deep and waaaayyyy back.
For Festus he's hunted for many a month.
With a tree up his ass he will look like a fairy
And then we will see who our Festus calls Mary.
Sorry passadena but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do here. This goes very deep and waaaayyyy back.
Well my Pasadena friend, ya got to remember. There are all kinds of bikers out there as there are here. Let me give ya an example.
When tailgated some...
Slow down and make the guy go around.
Some pull over and let the guy pass.
Others reach into their vest, pull out a steely and let em have it in the windshield.
I just happen to be the latter of the three.
When tailgated some...
Slow down and make the guy go around.
Some pull over and let the guy pass.
Others reach into their vest, pull out a steely and let em have it in the windshield.
I just happen to be the latter of the three.
Well, i got $500 bucks from my wife to buy whatever, i don't know what i'm getting. Being here in cooler climates i'm thinking of getting a removable windshield and something i've thought about but never got around to was to change the handlebars for 1" chrome.
Or, i could dump the whole thing in getting the rear wheels chromed.
decisions, decisions
Or, i could dump the whole thing in getting the rear wheels chromed.
decisions, decisions
Go for the windshield. Chrome don't get ya' home. The chrome wheels will be nice but the windshield will make your ride so much better and you'll have a few bucks left for other chrome parts. And then get the chrome wheels later! (Lisa had her windshield, and S/E II mufflers installed yesterday. No chrome extras yet. She's started with stuff that will directly affect her ride--enjoyment of the ride.)
My dealership gave me a great gift. They got my bike done the Friday before Christmas. I seriously thought about bringing it into the house and putting a bow on it by the tree. Then reality hit me and I realized that there was no reason to piss off my wife that bad. Really glad that I didn't since she got me a new pair of chaps and a couple of new Harley shirts.
1 - 12 of 12 Posts
- This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.
V-Twin Forum
V-Twin Harley Davidson forum. Discussion on V-Twin Harley Davidson motorcycles including Dyna, Electra Glide, Softail, Sportster, and more.
Full Forum Listing
Top Contributors this Month
View All
rootintootin
62 Replies
tall terry
56 Replies
Dan89FLSTC
53 Replies
