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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and
brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started
talking to him. "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me?
Look, doesn't it look nice? I bought it with the insurance money!"

"Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Look out in the
driveway. Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

"Irving, do you remember that emerald necklace you promised me?
Doesn't it look nice with the fur coat? I bought it, too, with
the insurance money."

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you?
Well, here it comes ..."
 

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The other side of the story....
A biker has been in a small town in the Midwest for two weeks when he begins to miss his wife. After another two weeks, he just can't stand it anymore. He decides to visit a brothel in town.

He goes up to the madam and says, "Here is a hundred dollars. Give me the worst blow job in the house."

"But sir," says the madam, "For a hundred dollars, you don't have to settle for the worst blow job. As a matter of fact, you could get the best!"

"No, no," says the man, "you don't understand. I'm not horny, I'm homesick."
 

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whoa....... since we are on the subject, .........what food has been proven to stop blowjobs...................wedding cake.
 

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Hey Deb, I wanna play nice...can I play with ya?....I will bring some toys! :D
 

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What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.


Toy's are fun. :D :D
 

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Deb, I love playing with you....we even get to see ginger throw up when we do! LOL Got any new interesting toys?
 
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