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An American motorcyclist touring England had his bike break down.
A local motorcycle shop told him the bike needed spare parts and they would take a week to arrive.
The railway station was some distance away but the biker had only enough money for the train fare home so he walked several miles to the train station.

When the train arrived, he climbed aboard only to find that it was very crowded. So the American biker walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The weary biker asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the biker, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"

The biker walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The biker didn't say anything else. He leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the biker.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up.

"You know, Sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand.

You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road."

"And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."
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