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A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go
to choose from among many men, to be her husband. It was laid
out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule
was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose
a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't
go back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs
and love kids."
The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better than
not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's
further up?" So up they go.

Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking". "Hmmm", say the girls, "But,
I wonder what's further up?".

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!"
say the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!"
And so again, they go up.

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have
a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?!
What must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they go.

The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and
have a nice day!!"
 

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Hmmm...I think I will have one from each floor, maybe betweem all of them I can put together a whole man.

After all Pasadena..just cause you are on a diet doesn't mean you can't checkout the menu and I am feeling an appetizer platter coming on....
 

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Harley Hottie...a few of us gals are meeting on thursday night in the chat. swing by if you can let loose of that rip roaring ramblin ridin machine around 9ish CST. the only man that has braved it is fifthgear and he makes all the girls...well drop by and see.

Oh yeah
 

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roadkinghd said:
the only man that has braved it is fifthgear and he makes all the girls...well drop by and see.

Oh yeah
LOL! Let me help you out RK with a multiple choice.

FifthGear makes all the girls;

A. Cry
B. run away mad
C. makes their ovaries quiver

LOL! :D
 

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Well, the Thursday nite chat has come and gone. Everyone seemed to be dragging a bit. I must have worn you girls out previously. After you girls catch your breath, I'll give you another round. LOL:D
 

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Re: Wow!

HarleyHottie said:
:eek: My ovaries haven't quivered in years!!!
What ! all those pics of the gay (I mean studly) :D men you post dont make you quiver ??????
 
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