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Old 10-29-2003, 07:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Snowtrav wants to know Dino or Syn?
Talking 50th Annivesary

On the day of their 50th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee
she wore on her wedding night and puts it on. She goes to her husband and Says,
Honey, do you remember this?

He looks up from his newspaper and says, Yes dear, I do. You wore that same
negligee the night we were married.

She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night
He nods and says, Yes dear, I still remember.

Well, what was it? she asks.

He's not much in the mood for this, but he sighs and responds, "Well, honey
as I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs
and screw your brains out.

She giggles and says, "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So
now it's fifty years later and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have
To say tonight?

He looked her up and down, and replied, "Mission accomplished.
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