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10-28-2004, 04:57 AM
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The Main Attraction
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Location: Villa Park, Il
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What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Lets say you have a body thats about 5'4'' and about 108 pounds. What is the best way to dispose of it?
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10-28-2004, 05:30 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: SC
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Originally Posted by Smokey
Lets say you have a body thats about 5'4'' and about 108 pounds. What is the best way to dispose of it?
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Cook it and eat it.Have some friends over for barbeque. Thats what we do when we have to dispose of a body.
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10-28-2004, 06:40 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Florida
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Hmm, off the top of my head:
Acid bath
Ants (might take a while, but if you got enough of 'em...)
Black market
Ebay
Whatever you do, don't try dumping it in a body of water somewhere. That never works! You'd think people would know that by now.... 
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10-28-2004, 06:57 AM
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FNG :)
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: cleveland ohio
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Do you know a pig farmer?
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10-28-2004, 07:25 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ohio
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Originally Posted by Smokey
Lets say you have a body thats about 5'4'' and about 108 pounds. What is the best way to dispose of it?
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Whew, for a minute I thought we were talking puppy.
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10-28-2004, 08:12 AM
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Fuk ya'll, I'm from TEXAS
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: North Padre Island. Gods county TEXAS
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Let me think? Hey just ask my ex wife...... well on second thought you cant. Sorry cant help you here!!!
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10-28-2004, 08:44 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: SC
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Originally Posted by FLBikerchick
Hmm, off the top of my head:
Acid bath
Ants (might take a while, but if you got enough of 'em...)
Black market
Ebay
Whatever you do, don't try dumping it in a body of water somewhere. That never works! You'd think people would know that by now.... |
Don't use ants......once you got em, you can't get rid of em. :p
Woodchipper?
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10-28-2004, 09:09 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Reno
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I can loan you my DVD box sets of the Sopranos.
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10-28-2004, 09:31 AM
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It Aint Rocket Science...
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Florida
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No, no, no.........WoodChipper and a Hose is definitely the way to go.
Not that I have any experience with this. Well, not that you can prove anyway. I think I've said too much. How 'bout them Sox ??!!
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10-28-2004, 09:43 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: NC
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Hang it from a post in the garden. Makes a dandy scarecrow. Also will enrich the soil as it decomposes. Plants love bone meal.
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10-28-2004, 10:19 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Iowa
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If you know anyone who works at pork processing plant they have a cool machine they dump all the "extras" into. Basically it makes hotdogs. Guy around here worked at one dumped a body into it and never got caught untill he told one of his freinds 10 years later. 
As long as you aren't stupid about it I would do that. Then we will all eat it!
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10-28-2004, 10:27 AM
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Seasoned Rider
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: southern illinois
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elect it to congress they all act like they have rigor mortis nobody will ever be able to tell the difference
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10-28-2004, 10:35 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Detriot
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Watch Court T.V Foresic Science and other shows. You''ll find out what not to do and what works best. Very educational. Speaking from experience this has work well for me so far.
Good Luck,
Sparky 
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10-28-2004, 10:45 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Sparta, NJ
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Get her real drunk, put a toy gun in hand and drop her off in front of police HQ...then as you drive away call the cops, say your wife is crazy and wants to kill them and toss a pack of firecrackers out the window...
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10-28-2004, 10:51 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Indiana
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Bury it deep in the manure pile out back. Add fresh manure daily. No one will look there...
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