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10-14-2004, 06:47 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: SC
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Need some advice from the ladies please
I love my wife more than anything in the world. If anything were to happen to her, I am not sure I would want to live ( partly because that would leave me with the damn kids). I would probably have to think twice before doing anything that could hurt her in any way.
We have a pretty active sex life but I am trying to spice it up a bit. No matter how much pleading I do, she just wont trying anything new. I really think she would enjoy making luv in the other sweet tunnel of luv, but she refuses to try it.
At any rate, my questions is, how did your SO convince you to try it ?
Thanks
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10-14-2004, 06:51 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Detriot
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You mean the Hersey Highway.....Just tell her to relax. My girl friend likes to take a couple Valuims or Xanax and a few drinks then I have my way with her....
It's great she'll love it....Good Luck!!!
Sparky
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10-14-2004, 08:31 AM
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THE STURGIS QUEEN
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exit hole only.............NO WAY
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10-14-2004, 08:49 AM
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Big Ugly Fat F'n Yankee
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Last edited by BUFFY : 10-15-2004 at 12:20 PM.
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10-14-2004, 08:51 AM
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FOG
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Texas
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I gotta say...it would be my answer, too, if on the receiving end! 
T113
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10-14-2004, 09:50 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: toronto ontario eh?
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Originally Posted by Badapple
I love my wife more than anything in the world. If anything were to happen to her, I am not sure I would want to live ( partly because that would leave me with the damn kids). I would probably have to think twice before doing anything that could hurt her in any way.
We have a pretty active sex life but I am trying to spice it up a bit. No matter how much pleading I do, she just wont trying anything new. I really think she would enjoy making luv in the other sweet tunnel of luv, but she refuses to try it.
At any rate, my questions is, how did your SO convince you to try it ?
Thanks
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dayum ain't that agin the law in yer state? ...
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10-14-2004, 11:49 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: WustaMa, Where we pahk ah cahs!
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Convince her that you promice to allow her to do all the work. After she's comfortable with you in, you can take over! ennis
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10-14-2004, 11:55 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Niagara Falls, Canada
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Originally Posted by fourhour
Convince her that you promice to allow her to do all the work. After she's comfortable with you in, you can take over! ennis |
and maybe ask her not to eat chilli or peanuts or corn for supper
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10-14-2004, 02:20 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Originally Posted by redhill
and maybe ask her not to eat chilli or peanuts or corn for supper
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Had to ****en spoil it now didn't cha! Ratbastard!
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10-14-2004, 02:26 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Gone with the wind.
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Duct tape the first two times and then she should be ok after that.
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10-14-2004, 02:36 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Elmhurst, IL
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Hey Bad...
I have a great spice it up idea!!! Go down to your local sex toy shop and get her a nice strap-on and some lube. Bend yourself over, she can grease you up and let her stick it up your butt!!! The gay guys say that it is great!! Maybe you will discover that you have a hot G-Spot... a Great-Spot... feels so good.
I'm sure it will be very satisfying knowing that it is your pretty wife doing you.
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10-14-2004, 02:41 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Nov 2001
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BLA! HAHAhahahahahah IMSORRYBUTTTTTHATWASFUNNYASFUC dot ha
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10-14-2004, 02:43 PM
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Haawk - PTUI - Crap
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Have you ever thought of asking your lady what she would like. And then spending the next four hours doing it.
Jeez - you call us Euros fukcin degenerate.
Who gives a fat flying fukc what you want - why can't youjust be like the rest of us and do as you're firkin well told
Which is a sort of Euro way of saying - I presume this is some kind of joke, dear boy.
Pete
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10-14-2004, 02:44 PM
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Haawk - PTUI - Crap
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BLA! HAHAhahahahahah IMSORRYBUTTTTTHATWASFUNNYASFUC dot ha
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He's right.
Another bottle please
Pete
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10-14-2004, 03:09 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Acworth, Ga
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well, firstly you aint really approaching this thing correctly...This is not one of those "hey honey, lets try this" kinda things. What you have to do is get her on her knees and get going good and then all of a sudden slip up and hit the wrong hole. Make sure you grab a hand full of hair and prepare to hold on for the ride of your life. You get a big belt buckle if you make it 8 seconds! I recommend you keep your sneakers on for traction.
of course don't plan on having sex again for atleast six months and it will probably cost you about 3k in jewelry too.
Let us know how that works out
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