Beat up the *** rider next door

[thackswatch]

That's right. The guy decided he wanted to cut me off on his Gxer. Followed him home and boy was he surprised I lived right next door to him! (my bike is new). I took the leftover stock pipes that I got when they switched out to the screamin' eagles and calmy walked over to his place and knocked on the door. He answered, somewhat surprised. "I've got somethin' for you" I said, softly. His eyes lit up, apparently thinking he was getting a freebie of some sort. His wife didn't like it much though when he opened the door and I beat him over the head with the pipes a few times. Don't worry, I didn't hurt him, just knocked a little sense into him.


"It's only abuse if the person bleeds"

[printer]

That a boy. Shave yur friggin head. Sleeve both arms in tats and whip every ass on the block.
When I got my scoot I had to beat down 6 people just to settle the adrenaline rush.
Grannies, kids, whatever just show 'em who runs the block now.

Bud, if your for real, keep it in your pants.

Roger, out, Budweiser.
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[Zadok]

Originally Posted by thackswatch

That's right. The guy decided he wanted to cut me off on his Gxer. Followed him home and boy was he surprised I lived right next door to him! (my bike is new). I took the leftover stock pipes that I got when they switched out to the screamin' eagles and calmy walked over to his place and knocked on the door. He answered, somewhat surprised. "I've got somethin' for you" I said, softly. His eyes lit up, apparently thinking he was getting a freebie of some sort. His wife didn't like it much though when he opened the door and I beat him over the head with the pipes a few times. Don't worry, I didn't hurt him, just knocked a little sense into him.


"It's only abuse if the person bleeds"

[JimmyK]

Originally Posted by thackswatch

That's right. The guy decided he wanted to cut me off on his Gxer. Followed him home and boy was he surprised I lived right next door to him! (my bike is new). I took the leftover stock pipes that I got when they switched out to the screamin' eagles and calmy walked over to his place and knocked on the door. He answered, somewhat surprised. "I've got somethin' for you" I said, softly. His eyes lit up, apparently thinking he was getting a freebie of some sort. His wife didn't like it much though when he opened the door and I beat him over the head with the pipes a few times. Don't worry, I didn't hurt him, just knocked a little sense into him.


"It's only abuse if the person bleeds"

Greetings,

You will probably hear from more than one "old timer" here. If not, then I will go this one alone.

I recognize you are excited about your new wheels. I have followed your posts since you got here. Everything from the easy-off on your new bike to the new found Bad Guy image where the guys on rice are some sort of enemy.

You are 38 years old, fresh out of an MS Class, brand new rider, brand new bike, and suffer from a SERIOUS misconception of what The Wind is all about.

Again, I know you are excited and you should be, but take it as simple words of time tried advice, you are headed for a major fall.

Buying a Harley did not transform you into some guy you saw in a movie made in 1969. Your attitude is beyond new ownership. Some of your stories in the less than month you have been riding are indicitive of folks that tend to get hurt.

Do you have any idea of how many Harley Riders here have a past that includes "Brand X"? It is not about The MOCO, it is about The Wind. It is about the time spent in it and the things learned along the way.

You my friend have a lot to learn. There are a few ways of doing so. One of the best, is by listening.

Chill out some before you get yourself hurt, and your stuff taken. There are many ways your stuff can be taken. Don't let blind arrogance and lack of experience be the cause.

Based on most of your posts, I would not consider riding with you at this time.

There are folks here that ride rice that I would ride with due to the man on it.

Harley cannot transform your heart. Not every man on a Harley, has heart. Many who ride rice do.

Sit back and listen some. There is much for you to learn.

Respectfully

JimmyK

[Badapple]

Maybe admitting to a potential felony whooping on the internet is not a good idea.

[tomv]

jimmy just told you in a rather pleasant and poetic way that if you dont cool your a$$ down and ground yourself you will be fortunate to wake up in a semi living state one morning after a brutal beating for displaying an attitude that isnt reality based. in the real world there can be dire consequences for even small indiscretions.
enjoy your ride

[printer]

Originally Posted by tomv

jimmy just told you in a rather pleasant and poetic way that if you dont cool your a$$ down and ground yourself you will be fortunate to wake up in a semi living state one morning after a brutal beating for displaying an attitude that isnt reality based. in the real world there can be dire consequences for even small indiscretions.
enjoy your ride

Thought I did the same thing first. Maybe not quite as poetic or pleasant, but I can do some hellacious poetry on good wine. :p

Roger, out, Budweiser.
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been a good day in Liberia maybe, sucked here, riding home now.

[rickpoco]

Originally Posted by tomv

jimmy just told you in a rather pleasant and poetic way that if you dont cool your a$$ down and ground yourself you will be fortunate to wake up in a semi living state one morning after a brutal beating for displaying an attitude that isnt reality based. in the real world there can be dire consequences for even small indiscretions.
enjoy your ride

What? jeez holy cow batman

[Thunderhog]

You beat him over the head with your pipes?
And where do you live? Fantasyland? Whatever , I don't think anybody would buy your story.

[Monstermile]

You are too cool and are now my new hero. You know it is people like you that give other people the impression that Harley riders are assholes. Don't be surprised or even the least bit bitter if what you did comes back on you ten-fold.

[RedBeard]

When I beat up *** bike riders, I prefer to use a length of #5 rebar. Makes the job so much quicker and easier, and I don't take the chance of ruining a set of pipes.

[FXDeanX]

Originally Posted by RedBeard

When I beat up *** bike riders, I prefer to use a length of #5 rebar. Makes the job so much quicker and easier, and I don't take the chance of ruining a set of pipes.

Unfortunately, it's rather hard to find American made rebar...beating down a *** rider with oriental steel has some sorta twisted irony to it...

[nimrod]

thats good stuff Redbeard.

[Lardog]

beating down a *** rider with oriental steel has some sorta twisted irony to it...

Yeah, and that's what is so ****ing cool about it!

[JimmyK]

Use a ****in sword 4****sake!

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL67/8...4/49607975.jpg


Anything else is just not civilized.