Most Tasteless or Tackey Harley Product?

[BadgerOctane]

SuperKaz wrote:

Hey I only Ride my harley about 1000miles a year but it's all on the Drag Strip!Does that make me a Wanna be? It's also a 200hp V-rod!

Honestly I plan on building a drag bike in my near future and I still haven't decided on a power plant. It could possibly be a VRod depending on what my backers decide on. Will I be happy with it? Well I can't b!tch, it would be their decision. Just because I feel the VRod looks like a grasshopper that got buttfukked by a praying mantis doesn't mean I can turn my nose up to a free engine (or semi free depending) to race with.

The best thing I can do is paint it up so it doesn't look so damn tacky, but again even that is left to opinion. So what I consider is beautiful others will consider tacky or even plain. Anyone really into the 'bling bling' thing probably wouldn't like my ride as I've done my best to remove as much chrome as I could. To me chrome is like jewelry, it looks good when there's just a little here and there to accent the already good looking nature of something. I guess guys like Sean 'P-sh!tty' Combs feel they are ugly and have to have the extra 'bling bling'. Who knows.

Its all opinions man, we can't agree with everyone in the world or it would be a dull place with a severe lack of imagination. Consequently we have wars over stupid sh!t like religion but hey, no one's perfect.

BadgerOctane

[SuperKaz]

I'm really more the Racer type but while I was down at my new Dealership today I almost bought a new Ultra"bagger Deluxe!" Still might,but would have to put a 107" kit in her! My Girl HATED ridding on the back of the V-rod! All my bikes are Race bikes"6 of them" and would be nice to have something to Cruuuzzzzzzzz on for a change!
Kaz.........

[Ketsugo]

Originally posted by logical


No doubt when I am dead and gone, people will recognize my comic genius and I will be the subject of no less than three bad made-for-TV movies.

You can say that again. Oh, I see you did!


John

[nodoze]

I can't help but shake my head every time I see this one...

[MountainMan]

Good Gawd! Is there really nothing that the MoCo won't stick their logo on?

[cwo2lt]

Originally posted by BadgerOctane
Just because I feel the VRod looks like a grasshopper that got buttfukked by a praying mantis

Thats the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! I almost spayed the screen with coffee! I'm going to remember that one.

[mojo747]

Is that insect incest?

Funny!

[RiverRat]

Originally posted by nodoze
I can't help but shake my head every time I see this one...

nodoze - that has to be the worst. Why, why would Harley put their name on something that people sit and sh*t on? But also, who in the heck would buy a black HD toilet seat in the first place (I know, they probably sold 100,000 at $100.00 a pop)!

[redrsv]

I heard the Harley Toilet seats are selling well to people with intestinal problems.
The released methane has an increased "rumble", hence higher port FLOW and a cleaner..................

[Unome]

The cheesiest(to me, anyway) is the ring that has actual metal from a h-d engine in it.

[SVROD]

The ugliest thing from Harley - basically an average middle of the road stock-from-the-box slow moving "bus" modded with some bolt-on-chrome crap and eagles.

/chop it

[rickpoco]

yikes thats 4000 1/4 mile runs! I would be to chicken to pull the trigger on a 200 hp v rod, I took a look at the vance and hines drag bike and you would never get me on that thing.

[JimmyK]

10 bucks says if I say a HOG PATCH someone will get pissed.

SO

I decided I ain't saying it.


LOL

Whiskey River, take my mind
Don't let a memory talk to me ( I miss 1971 )
Whiskey River, don't run dry
You're all I got, take care of me
I'm drowning in a Whiskey River
Bathing my memory's mind in the wetness of its soul
Feeling the amber current flowing from my mind
To warm an empty heart you left so cold
(Instrumental interlude)
Repeat both verses

Yada Yada Yada.
Is it time for Seinfeld yet?

I think they shold have an episode where Newman does Elaine and gets caught by Kramer. That would be so cool !

Whiskey River, take my mind
Don't let a memory talk to me
Whiskey River, don't run dry
You're all I got, take care of me
I'm drowning in a Whiskey River
Bathing my memory's mind in the wetness of its soul
Feeling the amber current flowing from my mind
To warm an empty heart you left so cold
(Instrumental interlude)
Repeat both verses

MOCO Spainish for Snot Pick em if ya got um.

Whiskey River, take my mind
Don't let a memory talk to me
Whiskey River, don't run dry
You're all I got, take care of me
I'm drowning in a Whiskey River
Bathing my memory's mind in the wetness of its soul
Feeling the amber current flowing from my mind
To warm an empty heart you left so cold
(Instrumental interlude)
Repeat both verses

Bet the fucin BeeGees didn't write that! :p

[Falcon]

I think I'll leave this thread now...... I've got to hurl....

[DrHeathenScum]