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05-09-2007, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Vienna, Austria
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Butt crack problem
Don't you guys hate it when the seam of the leather pants is not perfectly aligned with your butt crack? What are you doing about it at 70 mph? Any leads are welcome..............
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You know that the world is going to hell when they have to print instructions on bag of toothpicks......
After Douglas Adams RIP
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05-09-2007, 03:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Santa Barbara
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If the question is "at 70 mph - do you play with you butt crack...?" - NO...
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05-09-2007, 03:00 PM
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blah, blah, blah....
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: P-Town VA
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I knew I shouldn't have looked........... 
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05-09-2007, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Dallas, TX
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I tell the OL to hold ma beer while I reach back and pull them up... you have to do this maneuver real quick or else the beer will be empty when she hands it back... then I have to beat her with a wet noodle when we get home so she doesn't do it again.
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05-09-2007, 03:21 PM
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Rider
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: West Carolina
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My butt crack is actually about one inch off center but I don't see having special britches made to make it line up. But that's just me.
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05-09-2007, 03:24 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Indiana
Posts: 4,124
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Simple solution ... don't wear pants.
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05-09-2007, 03:24 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Coral Springs, FL
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you have waaaaaaaaaaaay to much time on your hands! Also......only faggots wear leather pants.
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05-09-2007, 03:27 PM
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Location: Vienna, Austria
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Originally Posted by xcelr8
you have waaaaaaaaaaaay to much time on your hands! Also......only faggots wear leather pants.
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Wouldn't that be chaps?
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2008 FLHTCU dark blue pearl
SE 103 "
Woods TW 6
SE a/c, slip ons
TTS MasterTuner
You know that the world is going to hell when they have to print instructions on bag of toothpicks......
After Douglas Adams RIP
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05-09-2007, 03:31 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Dallas, TX
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Ahhhh.... so that's what your little image is eluding too...
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05-09-2007, 03:38 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Texas!
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Originally Posted by ViennaHog
Don't you guys hate it when the seam of the leather pants is not perfectly aligned with your butt crack? What are you doing about it at 70 mph? Any leads are welcome..............
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A good wet fart may allow them to slip back into place.
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05-09-2007, 03:39 PM
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Moo Brother
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Fla
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I've been reading alot of good things about the true-track system,may want to look into one of those.  |
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05-09-2007, 04:13 PM
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TAKE IT EASY
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Va
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No pics...PLEASE!!! 
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05-09-2007, 04:20 PM
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2000FXD
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Minnesota
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Originally Posted by TomB
Simple solution ... don't wear pants.
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That's what I was thinking!
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05-09-2007, 04:30 PM
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Scary Paranoid Loonie
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: so ca
Posts: 9,580
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Leather skirts make my butt (and other items) freeze shut.
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05-09-2007, 04:36 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Sep 2003
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I have a throttle tensioner, so it frees up both hands to adjust.
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