Tell me about Little Sturgis, KY

[greenboot]

I've read all I can find and most of it is a couple years old. This would be my first rally and I plan to arrive Friday afternoon and camp. I'm hoping to see some cool bikes and lots of boobs. If this trip works out, I'd like to try big Sturgis in August.

Tom

[Nt Train]

Originally Posted by greenboot

I've read all I can find and most of it is a couple years old. This would be my first rally and I plan to arrive Friday afternoon and camp. I'm hoping to see some cool bikes and lots of boobs. If this trip works out, I'd like to try big Sturgis in August.

Tom

I made the trip a few years back. You will see lots of , even more of them if you have beads or beer to trade, but not necessay because someone else will. That's just the beginning of the visions you will have while there. It is possible to Fornicate on a moving bike or during a burn out. Don't believe me... go see for yourself. If you want ANY sleep get away from the main drag that loops through the campsite. That would be the paved part. It get's hotter than Hadee's there also so be sure you have some water or sports drink handy. Try and set up your tent where you get some shade. Preferably shaded all day. Its also a dry county but beers not to far, and the exits are covered with LEO's watching
Don't forget you have an aircooled motor if you decide to join in the all night, never ending parade of bikes doing burnouts on the main road. Parades are slow and some ppl forget this fact and have meltdowns.

[The Tourist]

I've always thought that midwestern guys needed a place to go and show people a slice of our lives. And lots of people think that Sturgis has jumped the shark. But there is a place that most people don't know about, and it would be a pleasant ride through Wisconsin showing off our state.

And the place I'm thinking about is bizarre.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/WIDICgrotto.html

We'll start small. A few guys, a few black T-shirts that say, "Wanna see my Dickey?"

In a few years bikers will start to brag that they finally know how curvy girls look and how real beer tastes.

Hey, Sturgis started on less.

[czar]

Little Sturgis Rally Info

I'll see you there. I'm the drunk guy yelling at the girls, "show me your ****!!" I think you'll see me around.

[Fred1369]

oh, heck, ya seen one, ya seen both of 'em. The problem with boobs at these outdoor events is that you can't pick 'n choose. The young, perky ones that stand straight up and say "hello" are fine. But you get more of the ol' ladies over 40 who are over their prime fightin' weight and have had 4 or 6 youngens and their boobs can act as shin guards in soccer. You might also want to look in the mirror at Dunlop's disease and think how many of them perky ones want to see you.

[Shaw_2112]

Hey my old man doesn't live too far from there (Crofton), I'll have to start makin plans for next year....