Crime...? Dude..... seriously? No ..I mean, really??
You're going to call 'crime' to miss a charity ride?
( insert stunned and confused looks from passers by...as if someone just farted really loudly and the smell is wrenching..or perhaps a poorly dressed man just fell from the ceiling and landed balls first in your face..)
Ok.. Yeah the area outside the gate is fairly gamey for hookers and gangsters, but with a few hundred bikes, LEO escorts, and a rise and shine call time of 8:30 am, the hookers are still sleeping and the gangsters are still stoned.. Both too busy to mess with fat old guys on Harleys....In broad daylight....in front of cops and winesses...
For failing to have a decent excuse (missing the ride is acceptable, but your excuse is not..) you win the following prize......
Fear not though... I will go in your place.
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The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who haven't got it.
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'07 Ultra -> Covington, Ga.
Samuel L. Jackson fixed my bike.
Chuck Norris in the front cylinder, Jack Bauer in the back cylinder, Tommy Lee Jones in the tranny.
You should quit now. Your mods suck.
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