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11-25-2012, 02:46 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Danksville, near Budsburg, USA
Posts: 2,334
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If You Ran Into Mitt While Pumping Gas?
What I might have said:
Izzat one of your wife’s Cadillacs?
Looks a little dusty. Is your car elevator working OK?
You gotta push that big button to start the pump.
You are on the diesel pump. You want the premium gasoline.
Be careful you don’t spill your Mr Slurpy. I’ll hold it for you while you pump.
Izzat a Starbucks cup there in the cup holder? I thought you Mormons didn’t drink coffee.
No, I don’t think they will take your Nieman Marcus credit card here.
Your fly is unzipped.
And you need a shave, Bro.
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11-25-2012, 03:33 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: WI
Posts: 1,852
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I don't get it.
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11-25-2012, 03:37 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: San Francisco, CA
Posts: 5,436
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I would say thank you for running.
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11-25-2012, 04:32 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Redneck Country
Posts: 6,320
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RGRider
I don't get it.
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Agreed.
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11-25-2012, 04:34 PM
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NRA Life
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
Posts: 2,861
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Krayven Sumhead
What I might have said:
Izzat one of your wife’s Cadillacs?
Looks a little dusty. Is your car elevator working OK?
You gotta push that big button to start the pump.
You are on the diesel pump. You want the premium gasoline.
Be careful you don’t spill your Mr Slurpy. I’ll hold it for you while you pump.
Izzat a Starbucks cup there in the cup holder? I thought you Mormons didn’t drink coffee.
No, I don’t think they will take your Nieman Marcus credit card here.
Your fly is unzipped.
And you need a shave, Bro.
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And what he might say to you, "Maybe I'll buy this gas station while you hold my Slurpy. Would you like to work the graveyard shift?"
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11-25-2012, 06:07 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: CENTRAL INDIANA
Posts: 2,693
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I would tell him that he did everything he could. He should have no regrets.
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11-25-2012, 06:55 PM
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Turgid member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: northern california
Posts: 1,941
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Lame.
Start focusing on what's ahead. It should be awesome.
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11-25-2012, 06:56 PM
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FNG :)
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 13
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Thanks for trying. I'm sorry we had more people vote for their "entitlements" instead of the future of their children, grandchildren, and their own freedom.
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11-25-2012, 07:10 PM
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Average Dude
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Tuftonboro, NH (near Lake Winnipesaukee)
Posts: 6,101
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I tried to help Mr. Romney. I voted for you and I tried to educate others. But, apparently you and I couldn't convince others of their ineptitude.
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11-25-2012, 10:19 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Indiana
Posts: 168
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I don't know about everywhere else, but around here Mr. Romney was defeated by false rumors that went unanswered. People around here actually believed he wanted to completely do away with social security and medicaid / medicare. They didn't bother to really look at what he had to say on the subject, but chose to blindly believe the (false) rumors.
Romney's loss say's more about us then it does about him.
In answer to the OP's post, I'd shake his hand and thank him for at least trying to make a difference.
Fact is, most of us sit around and pontificate about this and that, but we never get off he couch and DO something about it. Win or lose, Mr. Romney did! Hat's off to the man!
Last edited by pcarrell; 11-25-2012 at 10:27 PM.
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11-26-2012, 11:12 AM
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Barney Fife - Fake Biker
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: WNC
Posts: 2,831
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3:46 PM is a bit early to be drinking.
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11-26-2012, 11:53 AM
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IronButt
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Under a palm tree in Sunny South Florida
Posts: 995
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RGRider
I don't get it.
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I don't either.......
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11-26-2012, 02:49 PM
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Lifetime Premium
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Columbus MS - Ride fast I hear banjo music
Posts: 3,979
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Oh wait I get it....said no one.....ever..... 
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11-26-2012, 04:14 PM
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not sober all the time
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: NW Louisiana
Posts: 2,739
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Quote:
Originally Posted by YankeeBob
I tried to help Mr. Romney. I voted for you and I tried to educate others. But, apparently you and I couldn't convince others of their ineptitude.
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Ineptocracy
(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
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11-26-2012, 06:08 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Iowa
Posts: 139
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Expecting to be Un-screwed by selecting any one from our current pool of corrupt politicians is a little late , fire em all.
If they were responsible for the financials for any business which one would still have a job or what company's would be looking to hire them.
If they would have spent some of that fortune on infrastructure at least we would have some thing to show for it .
It's about as smart as taking out a loan for $500,000 you blew on hookers and whiskey , it was fun while it lasted but now all you got is herpes, a hangover and payments the rest of your life.
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