Why Harleys are better than men

[crimsonmoon77]

Reasons Why Harleys Are Better Than Men

A Harley can go for more than one ride in an hour.

Harleys never develop spare tires.

Harleys last longer.

Harleys don't get you pregnant.

A Harley doesn't care what time of month it is.

Harleys don't have parents.

Your Harley will let you know if something is wrong.

Your Harley won't judge your friends.

If your Harley is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.

You won't have to put your Harley through grad school.

If your Harley smokes you can do something about it.

Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.

One Harley will satisfy you every time.

Your Harley won't ogle other Harleys.

Your Harley won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy Harley.

If your Harley has high mileage, you can just get a new one.

Harleys don't care about breast size.

If your Harley is too soft you can get new shocks.

If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You don't have to drink beer before your Harley looks appealing.

You can be proud of your Harley regardless of the model.

You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your Harley.

Your Harley won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.

You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get limp.

Your parents won't keep in touch with your old Harley after you dump it.

Harleys always feel like going for a ride when you do.

Harleys don't insult you if you are a novice.

Your Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harleys.

Harleys don't make you late.

You don't have to primp before riding your Harley.

Your Harley won't complain when you use protection.



hope this makes a few of you laugh...

Cheers
Georgina

[fourstar]

Your Harley won't listen to you either...

[8-Ball]

Yes, but your harley can't lie to you and make you believe it when you ask if that new pair of chaps makes your a$$ look fat.

[fastappy]

Originally Posted by crimsonmoon77

Reasons Why Harleys Are Better Than Men

You don't have to drink beer before your Harley looks appealing.

You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get limp.



hope this makes a few of you laugh...

Cheers
Georgina

Oouch! That really hurts!!! Be gentle!!!

[The_Snowman]

Sing this to the tune of "I Will Survive"

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
when you said you had 10 inches Lord
I almost died,
but I'd spent oh so many years just
waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong, and I knew that
I could take you on.

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big Mac and you've
brought me a french fry,
I should have known that it was
bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
should have known there was no
anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then
turn up with only 4,
weren't you a prat to think I
wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking
when we say size doesn't count.

Chorus:
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries, My
sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a
handful of latex,
I will survive,
I will survive...
hey hey.

It took all my self control not to
laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner
standing short and proud,
But to hell with all your egos and
to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a
cordless multispeed.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then
turn up with only 4,
weren't you a prat to think I
wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking
when we say size doesn't count.

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

[DeuceGurl]

Vaporlock -- now that made me lol for real! Too funny

[hotshotfxdl]

Hello Ladies funny I feel the same way about a Harley being better then a Women. But I must admit I got a week spot for any women that really rides a Harley. People always say oh your bike must be a real chic magnet and I always say I like women that has her own bike. Nothing sexier to me then a lady riding her own bike !!!!!!!!

[cdirk]

Totally agree. A woman on a harley is a major turn on. Ladies, keep riding and get more ladies to ride. Nothing sexier than a woman on a harley.

[lschultz]

Yes sir when they are setting on that seat and got them legs spread it causes activity in me. Nothing could be finer. I just picture myself as a seat.

[geoffreyt]

Originally Posted by crimsonmoon77

Reasons Why Harleys Are Better Than Men

A Harley can go for more than one ride in an hour.

Harleys never develop spare tires.

Harleys last longer.

Harleys don't get you pregnant.

A Harley doesn't care what time of month it is.

Harleys don't have parents.

Your Harley will let you know if something is wrong.

Your Harley won't judge your friends.

If your Harley is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.

You won't have to put your Harley through grad school.

If your Harley smokes you can do something about it.

Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.

One Harley will satisfy you every time.

Your Harley won't ogle other Harleys.

Your Harley won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy Harley.

If your Harley has high mileage, you can just get a new one.

Harleys don't care about breast size.

If your Harley is too soft you can get new shocks.

If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You don't have to drink beer before your Harley looks appealing.

You can be proud of your Harley regardless of the model.

You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your Harley.

Your Harley won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.

You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get limp.

Your parents won't keep in touch with your old Harley after you dump it.

Harleys always feel like going for a ride when you do.

Harleys don't insult you if you are a novice.

Your Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harleys.

Harleys don't make you late.

You don't have to primp before riding your Harley.

Your Harley won't complain when you use protection.



hope this makes a few of you laugh...

Cheers
Georgina

'
LOL, Pretty good. Ill bet you kiss your HD too huh? What a nice relationship.

[geoffreyt]

Originally Posted by lschultz

Yes sir when they are setting on that seat and got them legs spread it causes activity in me. Nothing could be finer. I just picture myself as a seat.

dont admit that to anyone ever again

[hmc_retired]

Originally Posted by cdirk

Totally agree. A woman on a harley is a major turn on. Ladies, keep riding and get more ladies to ride. Nothing sexier than a woman on a harley.

You got that right. Ride on, ladies!

[Rock]

Originally Posted by lschultz

Yes sir when they are setting on that seat and got them legs spread it causes activity in me. Nothing could be finer. I just picture myself as a seat.

Sucks for you if that fine young lady just had a big ole bowl a chilly with some cheese on time.

[Bon Jovi]

Originally Posted by The_Snowman

Sing this to the tune of "I Will Survive"

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
when you said you had 10 inches Lord
I almost died,
but I'd spent oh so many years just
waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong, and I knew that
I could take you on.

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big Mac and you've
brought me a french fry,
I should have known that it was
bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
should have known there was no
anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then
turn up with only 4,
weren't you a prat to think I
wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking
when we say size doesn't count.

Chorus:
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries, My
sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a
handful of latex,
I will survive,
I will survive...
hey hey.

It took all my self control not to
laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner
standing short and proud,
But to hell with all your egos and
to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a
cordless multispeed.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then
turn up with only 4,
weren't you a prat to think I
wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking
when we say size doesn't count.

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

LMAO!!!!
This had me rolling. Love the thread topic. I need to hang out with the ladies more often they know how to have real fun.

[ShakyJake]

No Studded Lace, you just need to hang out with the rest of us members here in San Diego ...we have fun...Besides my wife would like to have another gal around to tell us guys we are wrong all the time..LOL