Thank God for biker chicks. : V-Twin Forum: Harley Davidson Forums

Texas Hog · 04-04-2005, 02:28 PM

Thank God for biker chicks!!
I am SO tired of looking at wafer thin women who could get blown off the back of my Wide Glide with moderate wind speeds. These are the ladies who spend ten minutes fixing their bangs in the mirror when the helmet comes off. These are the ladies who never eat so their pelvis can stick out further than their boobs. When they bend over and take it on all fours, their pelvis pokes me in the kidneys! These are the ladies whose acorn chests, pancake asses and softball knees look like bodies of prepubescent children. These are the ladies that feel a need to shave themselves bald so they can look like girl scouts. Please don’t do this anymore!

Give me the biker chick that has a little something hangin over the chaps. I want a woman who fills out the seat of her jeans. I want to feels boobs pressing against my back. That away I know a real woman is riding with me!!! I want a gal who takes off her helmet, puts it on the seat and is right next to me when I walk away from the bike, not left behind fixing her hair!! Thank God for biker chicks. Ride on all you real women, I salute you!

Texas Hog

Jube · 04-04-2005, 07:01 PM

You took the words outta my mind :p

Carrie · 04-04-2005, 07:14 PM

You my friend, is the kind of guy I'm look'n for! Some guys, feel they need a trophy on the back, than some nice lady who just loves to ride.

Trophys come and go, real women stay!

Fire4Effect · 04-04-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ftby24

Some guys, feel they need a trophy on the back, than some nice lady who just loves to ride.

Trophys come and go, real women stay!

A BONUS = A "real woman" who is a "nice lady who just loves to ride" but who also looks as good as a "trophy."

logical · 04-04-2005, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Texas Hog

Thank God for biker chicks!!
I am SO tired of looking at wafer thin women who could get blown off the back of my Wide Glide with moderate wind speeds. These are the ladies who spend ten minutes fixing their bangs in the mirror when the helmet comes off. These are the ladies who never eat so their pelvis can stick out further than their boobs. When they bend over and take it on all fours, their pelvis pokes me in the kidneys! These are the ladies whose acorn chests, pancake asses and softball knees look like bodies of prepubescent children. These are the ladies that feel a need to shave themselves bald so they can look like girl scouts. Please don’t do this anymore!

Give me the biker chick that has a little something hangin over the chaps. I want a woman who fills out the seat of her jeans. I want to feels boobs pressing against my back. That away I know a real woman is riding with me!!! I want a gal who takes off her helmet, puts it on the seat and is right next to me when I walk away from the bike, not left behind fixing her hair!! Thank God for biker chicks. Ride on all you real women, I salute you!

Texas Hog

That's a lot of words but all I hear is "Blah Blah BLAH, I like fat chicks".

cuda · 04-04-2005, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Texas Hog

Thank God for biker chicks!!
I am SO tired of looking at wafer thin women who could get blown off the back of my Wide Glide with moderate wind speeds. These are the ladies who spend ten minutes fixing their bangs in the mirror when the helmet comes off. These are the ladies who never eat so their pelvis can stick out further than their boobs. When they bend over and take it on all fours, their pelvis pokes me in the kidneys! These are the ladies whose acorn chests, pancake asses and softball knees look like bodies of prepubescent children. These are the ladies that feel a need to shave themselves bald so they can look like girl scouts. Please don’t do this anymore!

Give me the biker chick that has a little something hangin over the chaps. I want a woman who fills out the seat of her jeans. I want to feels boobs pressing against my back. That away I know a real woman is riding with me!!! I want a gal who takes off her helmet, puts it on the seat and is right next to me when I walk away from the bike, not left behind fixing her hair!! Thank God for biker chicks. Ride on all you real women, I salute you!

Texas Hog

There's no shortage of your kind of woman at every biker bar I've been to.

Texas Hog · 04-04-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by logical

That's a lot of words but all I hear is "Blah Blah BLAH, I like fat chicks".

Dude, thats funny and harsh all at the same time. My ex-wife is 5'3", 110lbs with a size 3 waist and man made "d"s. I've done the trophy thing and could not enjoy the ride. My next passanger will be shapely but not overdone!!! I'm not into heavy girls. But I'm not attracted to these suburban R.U.B. "clones" that you are starting to see more of around the biker scene. All I'm saying is biker chicks are real and I gotta respect that.

Carrie · 04-04-2005, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire4Effect

A BONUS = A "real woman" who is a "nice lady who just loves to ride" but who also looks as good as a "trophy."

Alright, who paid you to say that!? Thank you, so much! I'm not exactly the trophy, but I'm not ugly, either. To enhance my looks, I've been exercising and soon to start a weight training program to tone myself. I've been doing some "research" for beginners. Lost 8 lbs in 30 days and I'm gonna stick with it. I want to wear one of those skimpy halter tops and not worry about the rolls hanging over my jeans

!

If I could loose 5 to 10 lbs, I'd be happy!

Texas Hog · 04-04-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ftby24

You my friend, is the kind of guy I'm look'n for! Some guys, feel they need a trophy on the back, than some nice lady who just loves to ride.

Trophys come and go, real women stay!

Thank you, thats exactly what I am talking about. Hows the weather up north. I have a friend from Fort Wayne who rides. He is sick of the snow and ice and decided to move to Dallas in August. There is some nice country up there though.

Carrie · 04-04-2005, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Texas Hog

Thank you, thats exactly what I am talking about. Hows the weather up north. I have a friend from Fort Wayne who rides. He is sick of the snow and ice and decided to move to Dallas in August. There is some nice country up there though.

Your buddy is missing out! At least for the time being. The weather has been beautiful the last couple of days! High today was 76 and tommorrow it's suppose to be in the 80's! It's a shame I can't ride, though.

Bike's in the shop.

The best part of Indiana is the back roads and Brown County!

I know what you mean with the biker chick compared to the "trophy". You have nothing in common with the "trophy".

captainlee · 04-04-2005, 10:06 PM

Carrie, from the pictures I have seen of you... YOU are a trophy and a Biker Chick!!!

Carrie · 04-04-2005, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by captainlee

Carrie, from the pictures I have seen of you... YOU are a trophy and a Biker Chick!!!

wrencher · 04-04-2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by captainlee

Carrie, from the pictures I have seen of you... YOU are a trophy and a Biker Chick!!!

I'll second that Carrie!!!!!!!!

Clayton · 04-04-2005, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by captainlee

Carrie, from the pictures I have seen of you... YOU are a trophy and a Biker Chick!!!

As an unbiased and totally honest Canuck (just ask captainlee and harleygirl64), I would agree whole-heartedly with this statement.

Texas Hog · 04-04-2005, 10:59 PM

You just cant beat a halter top & Harley combo. Go for it and dont forget to post pictures

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