Ten Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Men
OK ladies, here are ten reasons to dump your ole man and buy a scooter. (Stolen from BikerOrNot.com)
1. You can ride a motorcycle for hours and hours and hours.
2. A motorcycle wonít ask if itís the biggest youíve ever ridden.
3. A motorcycle doesnít care what time of the month it is.
4. A motorcycle wonít ask: ďAm I the best? Was it good for you?Ē
5. A motorcycle wonít compare you to women in Playboy.
6. A motorcycle wonít leave hair in the sink, a ring in the tub, or dirty underwear on the floor.
7. A motorcycle will never leave you for another woman.
8. Motorcycles donít care if you make more money than they do.
9. A motorcycle wonít whine unless something is actually wrong.
10. A motorcycle will never contest a divorce, fight a property settlement, or seek custody of anything.