Once upon a time,

[Carrie]

This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls!

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't ****ing think so.

[tequacha]

Originally Posted by ftby24

This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls!

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't ****ing think so.

once upon a time, an elderly lady came upon a frog, sitting in the middle of the road, being an animal rights activist, she stopped her car got out picked the frog from the roadway. As she was about to place the frog off the road, it spoke to her. If you put me in your car and kiss me, Ill turn into a handsome prince and be forever in your debt. So she did, after the kiss the frog did turn into a handsome prince. Do you know what the elderly lady turned into? The first motel, she came to!

[White Rabbit]

Originally Posted by ftby24

This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls!

LOL! Cute.... There goes my idea of disguising myself as a frog.....

[Carrie]

Originally Posted by White Rabbit

LOL! Cute.... There goes my idea of disguising myself as a frog.....

Yeah, you don't want to loose your legs! LOL!

[b-footn]

THE HORMONE WARNING:
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own
hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant
other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

Subject: PMS

13 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect


Have a great Day (May I offer you some Chocolate?)

[Carrie]

13. Potential Murder Suspect

I liked that one!

[tequacha]

Pissed off at Men Syndrome. Do you know why they named it mad cow disease? PMS was already taken. lol

[sonoffatboy]

Originally Posted by tequacha

Pissed off at Men Syndrome. Do you know why they named it mad cow disease? PMS was already taken. lol

..perfect! i'm gonna use that one on my OL :p

[tequacha]

Originally Posted by sonoffatboy

..perfect! i'm gonna use that one on my OL :p

dont blame me, if you dont get lucky for awhile.lol

[sonoffatboy]

Originally Posted by tequacha

dont blame me, if you dont get lucky for awhile.lol

Teq... me get lucky? it's usually only twice a year...birthday and new years..and both are a ways off....

[tequacha]

Originally Posted by sonoffatboy

Teq... me get lucky? it's usually only twice a year...birthday and new years..and both are a ways off....

sorry. you ride a harley and only get laid twice a year? that should be a new thread "Harley ownership doesnt guarantee getting mud for your turtle on a regular basis" Sales will drop, moco will fold up.