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Old 10-06-2004, 03:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Story About Men

THE ROPE

-Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off. Otherwise they are all going to fall.

-They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return.

-As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands...

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Old 10-06-2004, 03:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That was pretty funny...but you know, sometimes I wonder if you women don't worry your pretty little head about to many complcated issues like... politics.Things like baking cookies or shopping or keeping the house neat and tiddy are all things that need your touch. Now quit worring about all those other complicated things and I don't know, take your shoes off and make babies or something.

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Old 10-06-2004, 03:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That was pretty funny...but you know, sometimes I wonder if you don't worry your pretty little head about to many complcated issures like... politics.Things like baking cookies or shopping or keeping the house neat and tiddy are all things that need your touch. Now quit worring about all those other complicated things and I don't know, take your shoes off and make babies or something.

here we go....
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That was pretty funny...but you know, sometimes I wonder if you women don't worry your pretty little head about to many complcated issues like... politics.Things like baking cookies or shopping or keeping the house neat and tiddy are all things that need your touch. Now quit worring about all those other complicated things and I don't know, take your shoes off and make babies or something.
No problemo Bad...

All those things require CASH... send CASH and we will be more than happy to oblige you. Until then just put those hands together!

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That was pretty funny...but you know, sometimes I wonder if you women don't worry your pretty little head about to many complcated issues like... politics.Things like baking cookies or shopping or keeping the house neat and tiddy are all things that need your touch. Now quit worring about all those other complicated things and I don't know, take your shoes off and make babies or something.


Badapple, you had to see this coming...




LOL, that was pretty funny!
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Old 10-07-2004, 03:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm new here, and haven't caused any trouble yet, and it's making my head hurt, soooooo....

AFAIK, the easiest way to be "freed from Bush" is still a little soap and a razor in the shower...

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