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Old 01-09-2013, 05:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What do you do when you see an elephant coming?

Stick a finger up his a$$.......
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what do you do with the finger once it is up the elephants ass?
do you smell it after you remove it?
do you charge the elephant for this service?
or do you get charged for the pleasure?


ssssoooo many questions
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what do you do with the finger once it is up the elephants ass?
do you smell it after you remove it?
do you charge the elephant for this service?
or do you get charged for the pleasure?


ssssoooo many questions




Also, would the elephant even feel it unless you really had fat fingers?



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What do you do if you see an elephant coming?

Wouldn't it depend on whether it's a grey or pink elephant?
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what do you do with the finger once it is up the elephants ass?
do you smell it after you remove it?
do you charge the elephant for this service?
or do you get charged for the pleasure?


ssssoooo many questions
Yup, lots o Q's I can't answer. Ya just gotta hope he doesn't get thay wobbly leg thing after he gets off, that could be dangerous.
Maybe the answer is to tickle his balls?
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Also, would the elephant even feel it unless you really had fat fingers?



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On another note King, being a masshole born n bred myself.....

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Yup, lots o Q's I can't answer. Ya just gotta hope he doesn't get thay wobbly leg thing after he gets off, that could be dangerous.
Maybe the answer is to tickle his balls?

You assumed different from me.
I assumed it was a female elephant.
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You assumed different from me.
I assumed it was a female elephant.
Just sayin ...
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Just sayin ...
say what!?!
got to get my brain some new glasses, swore that said "its" ass.
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say what!?!
got to get my brain some new glasses, swore that said "its" ass.
So now you know it was a male elephant, if you are like me you are probably thinking: "well that just crossed the line of something I wouldn't do"...

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So now you know it was a male elephant, if you are like me you are probably thinking: "well that just crossed the line of something I wouldn't do"...

rkc
It was a dead certainty that it would not be my finger when a finger in sn ass became involved. His, hers, it's ass and my finger are not gonna happen, my finger is too busy with my ass.
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Look at it through a pair of backwards binoculars where it's real small. Pick it up with a pair of tweesers and drop it in a milk bottle.
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Look at it through a pair of backwards binoculars where it's real small. Pick it up with a pair of tweesers and drop it in a milk bottle.
What if it's lactose intollerent, would there be an explosion?
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