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01-09-2013, 05:53 PM
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IronButt
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What do you do when you see an elephant coming?
Stick a finger up his a$$....... 
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01-09-2013, 07:18 PM
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01-09-2013, 10:07 PM
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what do you do with the finger once it is up the elephants ass?
do you smell it after you remove it?
do you charge the elephant for this service?
or do you get charged for the pleasure?
ssssoooo many questions
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01-09-2013, 10:10 PM
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IronButt
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I brake for elephants!!
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01-10-2013, 03:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ahar
what do you do with the finger once it is up the elephants ass?
do you smell it after you remove it?
do you charge the elephant for this service?
or do you get charged for the pleasure?
ssssoooo many questions
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Also, would the elephant even feel it unless you really had fat fingers?
rkc
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01-10-2013, 04:04 PM
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IronButt
Join Date: May 2012
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What do you do if you see an elephant coming?
Wouldn't it depend on whether it's a grey or pink elephant? 
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01-13-2013, 09:10 PM
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IronButt
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ahar
what do you do with the finger once it is up the elephants ass?
do you smell it after you remove it?
do you charge the elephant for this service?
or do you get charged for the pleasure?
ssssoooo many questions
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Yup, lots o Q's I can't answer. Ya just gotta hope he doesn't get thay wobbly leg thing after he gets off, that could be dangerous.
Maybe the answer is to tickle his balls?
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01-13-2013, 09:12 PM
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IronButt
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Road King Cole
Also, would the elephant even feel it unless you really had fat fingers?
rkc
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On another note King, being a masshole born n bred myself.....
GO PATRIOTS!!!! 
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01-13-2013, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by streetg
Yup, lots o Q's I can't answer. Ya just gotta hope he doesn't get thay wobbly leg thing after he gets off, that could be dangerous.
Maybe the answer is to tickle his balls?
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You assumed different from me.
I assumed it was a female elephant.
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01-13-2013, 11:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by streetg
Stick a finger up his a$$....... |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ahar
You assumed different from me.
I assumed it was a female elephant. |
Just sayin ... 
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01-14-2013, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by springer-
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say what!?!
got to get my brain some new glasses, swore that said "its" ass.
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01-15-2013, 07:17 AM
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Poser
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Originally Posted by Ahar
say what!?!
got to get my brain some new glasses, swore that said "its" ass.
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So now you know it was a male elephant, if you are like me you are probably thinking: "well that just crossed the line of something I wouldn't do"...
rkc
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01-15-2013, 01:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Road King Cole
So now you know it was a male elephant, if you are like me you are probably thinking: "well that just crossed the line of something I wouldn't do"...
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It was a dead certainty that it would not be my finger when a finger in sn ass became involved. His, hers, it's ass and my finger are not gonna happen, my finger is too busy with my ass.
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01-15-2013, 02:05 PM
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Look at it through a pair of backwards binoculars where it's real small. Pick it up with a pair of tweesers and drop it in a milk bottle.
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01-15-2013, 10:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hdrev
Look at it through a pair of backwards binoculars where it's real small. Pick it up with a pair of tweesers and drop it in a milk bottle.
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What if it's lactose intollerent, would there be an explosion?
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