The Blind Man in a Biker Bar

[harleymike77]

A blind man wanders into a female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the server, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair -- given that you're blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond female with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond female.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and mutters, "Well no... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."