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The Blind Man in a Biker Bar
A blind man wanders into a female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the server, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair -- given that you're blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond female with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond female.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and mutters, "Well no... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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2005 Road King Classic
Vivid black -SOON Cobalt Blue Radical Paint with Flames & Skulls 
Chubby WO508’s
Diamondback braided lines
Smoked "low profile" windshield
ME 880’s
Customized Sundowner seat
Chrome Custom Console
Nostalgic Speedo
L.E.D. lighting
95” Big bore
SE Flatop pistons
SE Air Kit w/ Deweys "Rammer" cover
S&S Adjustable push-rods
S&S Hi-Lift Valve Springs
Ported heads
SE 203 cams
Fullsac True Duals
Rinehart slip-ons
PCIII USB
TWR stabilizer
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