A young soldier comes home after failing out of jump school training & has to face up to his Dad who was a retired Airborne Ranger...
"Sorry, Dad, I just couldn't do it. I tried, but..."
"It's ok son, it's not the end of the world. I' disappointed, but I'll get ovet it. Tell me what happened."
"Well, I aced all the lecture assignments & the classroom training,
you know, packing the chutes & safety checks & I even passed the tower jumps - no problem."
But when we took off for the first REAL jump, I panicked...
I got to the open door, looked out & just froze...
"The jump instructor hollered at me & told me if I didn't jump, he was gonna shove 9 inches of dark meat up my butt!"
"Didja jump, then, son?"
"Yeah, A little..."
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