Missing Husband

[schwaber]

Probably has been posted b4, if so, sorry.


Husband



> MISSING HUSBAND
> > Bill was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
> > really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
> gift
> > in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND
> IT
> > BETTER BE THERE!!'
> >
> > The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife
> > awoke, she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box
> > gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
> >
> > Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and
> > brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand
> new
> > bathroom scale.
> >
> >Bill has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him
> >