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Sick but still funny
An ugly biker walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
“What are you so happy about?” asks the bartender.
“Well I’ll tell you” replies the man. “You know, I live by the railway. Well on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks like in the movies. I of course went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to make a long story short, I scored big time. We made love all night all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable.”
“Fantastic!” exclaimed the bartender. “You luck guy, was she pretty?”
“Dunno…never found the head.
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