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Old 09-12-2008, 06:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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17 year old and safe sex

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was

having sex. Worried the girl might beco me pregnant and adversely impact

the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her

that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl

would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her

daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give

her a box of condoms.



Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman

told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl

burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: 'Oh Mom! You

don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'
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