new golfing terms

[Ahar]

NEW GOLF TERMS:
1. A "James Joyce" - a putt that's an impossible read.
2. A "Rock Hudson" - it looked straight, but wasn't.
3. A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another.
4. A "Yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand.
5. A "John Kennedy Jr.", - didn't make it over the water.
6. A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed.
7. An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it.
8. A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver.
9. A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver.
10. A "Paris Hilton" - a very expensive hole.
11. A "Rush Limbaugh" - a bit too far to the right.
12. A "Nancy Pelosi" - way too far to the left.
13. A "Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working.
14. A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out.

[DAKSY]

Hey, Ahar!

Nice!

You forgot:

15. A "Liz Taylor" - a little fat, but still looks good...

[Buddy Seat]