Wanna Go For A Ride?

[machinist]

A 10 year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her and says "Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"No" says the little girl and keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says "Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"No!" said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says "Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride."

At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought a Honda instead of a Harley, so YOU can ride IT by YOURSELF."

[stretch]