Two Priests.

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Two Catholic Priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation and they were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery, when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them.

The two Priests were both stunned. How in the world did she know that they are Priests?

The next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud that you could HEAR them before you even saw them.

Once again, the two Priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again, she nodded, said "Good morning, Father," to each of them and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady..."

"Yes?" she replied.

"We ARE Priests, and proud of it, but I have to know.....dressed as we are, how in the world did you KNOW we are Priests, "

"Father," she replied, "it's me, Sister Mary Frances!"