Spitzer jokes...

[Fred1369]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/
(at least on Wednesday 3-12)

I know it is "political" but there doesn't seem to be any arguing on this one.

[davidtn]

Some more jokes:

"I sat next to the guy three times and I didn't pick up on any of this," said Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert, "and I usually have excellent whore-dar."

"It's just mind-blowing that he spent $4,300 on a hooker," said New York comic Lisa Landry. "It just shows how high the cost of living is in New York. That same hooker would cost $50 in Newark."

"They're talking about impeaching Eliot Spitzer if he doesn't step down," David Letterman said, "and I'm thinking, 'Whoa, a Democrat being impeached for extramarital sex. Well, happy days are here again!"

"It's so sunny and bright outside that earlier today, Eliot Spitzer came out of a brothel squinting,"

For the second day in a row, Spitzer was the topic of Letterman's top-10 list. This time, it was "messages left on Eliot Spitzer's answering machine."
"It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks. I'm no longer America's creepiest governor."

[fourhour]

"Well, you know something, this shows you how the whole world is backwards. I mean, you got Democrats. Now, they're supposed to be poor, right? Don't Democrats traditionally represent the poor people? They're paying $5,000 an hour for sex. You got the Republicans. They're supposed to be rich, right? They're cruising airport bathrooms trying to get it for free. What's going on?" --Jay Leno

[Fourcats]

{From somebody}..."I don't pay for the sex, I pay her to leave...}

[jerry34208]

Originally Posted by Fourcats

{From somebody}..."I don't pay for the sex, I pay her to leave...}

Oh Oh I know I know, Emilio Estevez' brother, Charlie Sheen!

[Fred1369]

Originally Posted by Fourcats

{From somebody}..."I don't pay for the sex, I pay her to leave...}

actually, it was Clark Gable

[jerry34208]

Originally Posted by Fred1369

actually, it was Clark Gable

Dang! I guess the guy at the bar was wrong, sheesh.

[otterbob]

How do you speed up a hooker??????



































































Take the governor off her!!!!!!

[tractorhunter]

SICK, But accurate!!